All right.
Right into the randomness.
So. I'm here with my trusty & dusty laptop, lamenting on what was possibly the worst day of 2010. I'm trying to focus on the good, I got 30STM and TH and Owl City pumping into my ears (for mood), but some things can't be forgotten that easy...
However, I shall not depress you. Instead, I shall focus on the good, and a bit of the bad stuff I can even laugh at.
Firstly: For all readers unfamiliar with Swimmer Lingo, I am about to explain some.
Definition: Backstroke Grope.
A Backstroke Grope is when you're swimming backstroke, in a lane, and because you can't see where you're going, you accidentally grope your unfortunate lane-mates.
Yeah. You can see where this is going, can't you?
Anyway, I was in practice. Just doin' my thing. So, some backstroke. Epic fun.
Incidentally, in my lane today, there's this boy. We'll call him....James. Anyway, James...let's say I have a bit of a soft spot for ol' James over here.
So, swimming backstroke, in a lane with James. When, boom. Backstroke Grope. Major case. Me, groping him.
On his crotch.
He just looks at me...and is like: "Dude. That's my dick."
.....
I must've stood there, gawking like an idiot, blushing like a schoolgirl, for 5 minutes. Before I finally was able to apologize.
Of course, he wasn't mad. Jake here, understands Backstroke Grope. He also enjoys making me blush.
Awkwaaarrd.
So that was Bad Day part 1. A lot of my bad day i'm not going into...to much bad, that I don't wanna focus on.
Let's move on to some good!
I spent a lot of time today, cheering myself up on YouTube. A YouTuber you should check out, if you haven't already, is one AmazingPhil. Not like I'm advertising him or anything, he just made my day a Helluva lot better.
Also, I came across a bit of a dilemma today...I was asked how to spell a certain genre of lunchmeat today, and was listing off letters, before i realized that it could be spelled 2 ways.
Fuck.
Which one do I use??
So, I decided I'd ask you.
Baloney, or Bologna?
Yes, they are the same food. Yes, they are pronounced that same way.
So.. Do tell me which one you think is correct...I really want to know. Hehe.
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